5. [Bulldogs]
when mailing puns, just give it more thought bef-hoya hit send.
4. [This creepy article]
sometimes you have to take a wok on the wildside
3. [basketball and cats]
We shouldn’t fight about basketball beclaws you are in the Western conference and siamese-tern. 2. [horses] I want you to like that pun, but I can’t horseshoe to 1. [cats]
I WAS JUST ASKING WHY YOU’RE SO UPSET THAT HE’S SEEING SOMEONE ELSE IF YOU DUMPED HIM. I WAS GENUINELY CURIOUS. I’VE NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND BECAUSE YOU WON’T LET ME OUTSIDE.
CAN YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU’RE DONE THROWING THINGS SO I CAN GET TO MY WATER DISH? I’M REALLY THIRSTY.
| me: | or clown noses <|:@) |
| Nicole: | OHG OD | OMG | I HAVE TO TELL YOU A DISGUSTING STORY | OMG |
Taj Gibson returns tonight. Someone give me a high 20!
And the fact that they’re in art school just makes me laugh even more.
Alright, so new jersey giants?
North jerz trash, typical.
The Giants play in Jersey bro. Meadowlands.
Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
Interviewer: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?
Awesome.
miss u community
community
community.
if that guy wasn’t able to fix it I wouldn’t be allowed to post this because it WOULD NOT BE FUNNY ALAN
great book
Pretty good book
“…She thinks, for the hundredth time, that in their emotional life all these intelligent men use a level so much lower than anything they use for work, that they might be different creatures.”
—Doris Lessing, The Golden Notebook
| KD: | you also dated a [redacted] |
| KD: | and they have a different face to put on to start the day |
| AS: | well she wasn't a [redacted] when we were dating |
| AS: | it's not like i picked one off of a menu and ordered it |
They applauded us in the sit-in movement—we non-violently decided to sit in at lunch counters. The applauded us on the Freedom Rides when we accepted blows without retaliation. They praised us in Albany and Birmingham and Selma, Alabama. Oh, the press was so noble in its applause, and so noble in its praise when I was saying, “Be non-violent toward Bull Connor;” when I was saying, “Be non-violent toward [Selma, Alabama segregationist sheriff] Jim Clark.” There’s something strangely inconsistent about a nation and a press that will praise you when you say, “Be non-violent toward Jim Clark,” but will curse and damn you when you say, “Be non-violent toward little brown Vietnamese children.” There’s something wrong with that press.
I was increasingly compelled to see the war as an enemy of the poor.
