February 2012
12 posts
On Pun Parties
Steven Jaynes: I can't roll my eyes hard enough
Alan Snider: your dislike of puns is really p'ocular
Greg Gaffud: Irisent your tone, steven.
Alan Snider: MJ and steven don't like this party because it reqw-eye-rs creativity
Lauren Bochenek: Come on now, no need to lash out on Steven
Greg Gaffud: I think it's sclera number of friends aren't taking this seriously
Lexi Fiedler: Feel free to contacts us if you change your opinion and will be more opto-misitic.
Alan Snider: I exspectacle feel better soon.
Lauren Bochenek: There's no doubt in my mind a cornea-copia of people will be wanting to join.
Greg Gaffud: I agree; Steven will probably regretina few minutes the words he said.
Greg Gaffud: We should probably stop because visine how angry Steven and MJ can get.
Steven Jaynes: Mon amors, there iz no reason to get lasik to the stomach at moi's sarcastic remarks.
Sara Itzkowitz: all of you are insane
Sara Itzkowitz: there is no pun in that. don't try to find it
Steven Jaynes: Uhhoh. now we suffer the eye-r of Itzkositz
Greg Gaffud: We don't conedone your derodetory remarks, itzkowitz
Greg Gaffud: "You're all lensane." #ftfy
Alan Snider: just when I think you are over your disapproving nature, itzkowitz, pupil go and disprove me
Alan Snider: you would get more pleasure out of life bifocaling on the positive
Sara Itzkowitz: thnx gu-eyes
Alan Snider: just remember the glasses half full!
Lexi Fiedler: Alan, I was trying to think of a way to say that four-eyers.
Selling my stools →
“So I bought these like 8 months ago but my new place doesn’t have a counter.
They were $70 ea from ikea but who the hell is going to pay that much for used stools. I know I wouldn’t. So instead you get more than half off all three while I get to learn about inappropriate furniture investment. They don’t have any scratches, are sturdy, and whatever else you could...
When you get called in for the 2nd interview!
ststevenenen:
January 2012
33 posts
Top 5 puns I made that I can remember—January 2012
5. [Bulldogs]
when mailing puns, just give it more thought bef-hoya hit send.
4. [This creepy article]
sometimes you have to take a wok on the wildside
3. [basketball and cats]
We shouldn’t fight about basketball beclaws you are in the Western conference and siamese-tern.
2. [horses]
I want you to like that pun, but I can’t horseshoe to
1. [cats]
This one.
Monday morning, incoming
me: or clown noses
Nicole: OHG OD
OMG
I HAVE TO TELL YOU A DISGUSTING STORY
OMG
Girls from jersey saying the giants are "their...
kellyyysayss:
And the fact that they’re in art school just makes me laugh even more.
Alright, so new jersey giants?
North jerz trash, typical.
The Giants play in Jersey bro. Meadowlands.
:*D
greggaffud:
now play this in the background.
and to think i was going to work on grad school today.
On whether or not I enjoy women in too much eye...
KD: you also dated a [redacted]
KD: and they have a different face to put on to start the day
AS: well she wasn't a [redacted] when we were dating
AS: it's not like i picked one off of a menu and ordered it
thatwhitebitch:
Here’s a conversation I recorded...
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DM;MP
Me, in the elevator with two strangers who are now my new neighbors.
Neighbor 1: How many is that for you?
Neighbor 2: Two. Two kids and two cats.
Neighbor 1: Wow, I didn’t know you had two of each.
Me: Sounds like you have a full meowse.
Neighbor 1: :-|
Neighbor 2: :-|
Me:
“Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.”
Nicole: i don't really like corn products
Me: ur a bummer 2day
"Busy Bulls bounce Pistons behind Boozer" →
e_e
I didn’t realize Courtney Stodden was the new sports headline writer for the Trib.
Honorable mentions for cat names 2012
Brett
Rob is funny but Robert isn’t.
Top 5 cat names for 2012
5. Timothy
4. Ian
3. Christian
2. Leon
1. Wes
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December 2011
35 posts
