January 2012
29 posts
Girls from jersey saying the giants are "their...
kellyyysayss:
And the fact that they’re in art school just makes me laugh even more.
Alright, so new jersey giants?
North jerz trash, typical.
The Giants play in Jersey bro. Meadowlands.
:*D
greggaffud:
now play this in the background.
and to think i was going to work on grad school today.
On whether or not I enjoy women in too much eye...
KD: you also dated a [redacted]
KD: and they have a different face to put on to start the day
AS: well she wasn't a [redacted] when we were dating
AS: it's not like i picked one off of a menu and ordered it
thatwhitebitch:
Here’s a conversation I recorded...
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DM;MP
Me, in the elevator with two strangers who are now my new neighbors.
Neighbor 1: How many is that for you?
Neighbor 2: Two. Two kids and two cats.
Neighbor 1: Wow, I didn’t know you had two of each.
Me: Sounds like you have a full meowse.
Neighbor 1: :-|
Neighbor 2: :-|
Me:
“Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.”
Nicole: i don't really like corn products
Me: ur a bummer 2day
"Busy Bulls bounce Pistons behind Boozer" →
e_e
I didn’t realize Courtney Stodden was the new sports headline writer for the Trib.
Honorable mentions for cat names 2012
Brett
Rob is funny but Robert isn’t.
Top 5 cat names for 2012
5. Timothy
4. Ian
3. Christian
2. Leon
1. Wes
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December 2011
35 posts
“I know not everyone agreed with his politics or economic decisions, but I think,...”
– Kim Jong Chill
Cat withdrawal
Nicole: LOLLLLLLL
Nicole: so good
Nicole: oh man
Nicole: this morning
Nicole: woke up at 7 to do some mari windsor pilates dvd
Nicole: went to use the bathroom in the dark
Nicole: saw an umbrella on the floor
Nicole: thought it was a cat
Nicole: felt happy
Oh sweet, every single one of Illinois... →
wow.
running into the wind