December 2008
29 posts
Ireland is to james joyce as children’s programming is to bob saget
Bono is physically unable to give speeches under 10 minutes
Ben Stiller is almost really funny.
If michael pitt ever came up to me in a movie, there’s no way i’d trust that guy. He kills someone in every movie he’s in.
Huffington Post Copypasta →
“But The Huffington Post co-founder Jonah Peretti says the contretemps are overblown — that the complete re-printing was a mistaken editorial call and that The Huffington Post’s intention in aggregating other publications’ content is to send traffic their way.”
That’s what you get when you let Bernie Madoff make your editorial decisions.
what we’re promised when we’re young helps us sleep and keeps us safe
when we’re older makes us bitter and keeps us awake
The many faces of Keanu Reeves →
A poll
Gene Wilder
vs.
Bill Murray
YOU make the call.
JIMMY JAM JOHNSON, THE CLASSIC ROCK DJ, SUFFERIN'... →
Six forty-five a.m. Wake up, people! Sixty-six degrees, with just the slightest chance of rain. Zip zip! That’s the money sound! Be my first caller on the Z-106 hotline and you’ll find yourself winning a little trip to my private lair. Found a dead giraffe on my lawn again. I love animals! This is ‘House of the Rising Sun.’”
Blagojevich, the musical →
ROD BLAGOJEVICH: I’ve dreamed of this since I was a boy A Senate seat in Illinois Do you know the value of what I’m holding? I’ve got this thing and it’s fucking golden
From Mike Caro's book of Poker Tells
“Here are a few of my personal observations and those of my students. (Many of those students have been women and minorities, so in no sense are these comments intended as sexist, racist or unfriendly.) As a general rule, women are harder to bluff than men. Orientals are either very skillful or very luck oriented. Relatively few blacks play to win; most tend to gamble more liberally than...
I am running for Governor of Illinois
Platform: Transparent, rather than clandestine, corruption.
“People of Illinois! At least you will not be surprised!”
I’d have to spend more than $30 a haircut, but I couldn’t be any worse than the last two guys.
Stop what you are doing. Watch immediately. →
I kept waiting for Andy Samburg to show up. Legolas rock.
Bandages →
Top Chef Dinner
Tonight, Felicia and I are making a Top Chef meal where the courses have little to do with each other.
Roasted Veggie Vegan Cornbread Stuffing - by the girl who used to work at the restaurant two blocks from me - and a Tuscan Portobello Melt with a roasted red pepper soup.
Nnnnnnjealous?
WatchAre you ready to christian rock?
0:58 FTL