February 2009
46 posts
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
January 2009
37 posts
Things to do.
LOL adayag: 1. Get a last.fm account 2. Pretend to listen to good music for about a month.
Jan 30th
Gambling
A friend of mine showed me this: RE: To the woman that crapped in my car? (NE Portland)   Reply to: pers-993581081@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-01-14, 11:50PM PST  ...
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
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Wants to know. Geico gecko or the money you could be saving with geico?
Jan 29th
"We're going to have to try to bring some flinty,... →
Take that, East Coast. “When it comes to the weather, folks in Washington don’t seem to be able to handle things,” a joking Obama told reporters Wednesday morning. “My children’s school was canceled today because of what? Some ice.”
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Jan 27th
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No case files for Gitmo prisoners →
In. Sane. But, between the waterboarding and nude photoshoots, I could see how there wouldn’t be enough time in the day to keep records.
Jan 26th
House of Cards at Lollapalooza: top 3 concert moments ever.
Jan 26th
Radihka goes home
Boo Top Chef. Carla’s desert looked disgusting. It’s a cooking competition.
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Jan 19th
Moar foods!
Since I posted one gross thing, I feel the need to post two delicious things. Poll: Which of these things is it harder not to eat an entire bag/box of?  or  ? The Jays Barbecue chips have “Can’t stop eating ‘em” written on the bag, which means they’re no stranger to all-at-once consumption. On the other hand, there are enough lazy mornings where I...
Jan 19th
Ants on a log
I’m writing a “Get your kids to eat healthy!” piece for a client, and this is one of eatright.org’s recommendations. But there’s no way I’m including that, jack. Worst. Snack. Ever.
Jan 19th
I'm volunteering for Geoghegan's campaign for... →
Cool.
Jan 19th
Of Montreal in the New Yorker →
Cool.
Jan 19th
Jan 19th
Marinara Rule #1
Ugh. My brother does this. So gross. concurrence: Marinara sauce is to NEVER, under any circumstances, include sugar as an ingredient. Full stop. Non-negotiable. Any restaurant, food producer, or individual caught adding sugar to their red sauce needs to be prosecuted. At the very minimum they should be fined and given community service duty to ammend for this awful culinary transgression. ...
Jan 18th
Jaydiohead →
Greg: yep   thats why   no more mashups   its good though  it doesnt force the fact that its a mashup down your throat  me: unlike  say   girl talk  Greg: i feel   girl talk has already embraced the fact that it is a mashup me: so girl talk is post-mashup is what you’re saying  Greg: self aware of its irony   haha   yes   zing  me: one second   do you know what’s...
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
The change we need: After eight long, tiresome... →
The Guardian as The Onion. concurrence: pterodactyls: filigree: “No one thought Al Gore would be a loveable president, but, after eight years in the White House, he has gotten truly tiresome. The droning voice, the purchase of an eco-friendly robot dog, the campaign for carbon-free diamonds - all these things were hard to take, and he has been way too smug about reversing global warming. I...
Jan 15th
concurrence: Universal Law: The Division St bus never arrives. Ever. It’s usually faster to walk to Chicago, take that one, and walk back to Division. Real talk.
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This guy thinks he should get paid?! →
The guy who wrote the “Cha Cha Slide” thinks that he deserves money instead of a bullet.
Jan 6th
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WatchWatch
Home soon, Foosa foose
Jan 5th
Brant Charles's Commencement Speech To MIT
bullshit: aedison: I’m Brant Charles, and 14 years ago I was just like you. Now I’m a meta-physicist. Being a meta-physicist is awesome and it isn’t even hard. Newton discovered gravity whilst lounging under a tree. Einstein came up with most of his theories by daydreaming. Stephen Hawking just sits in a chair all day. And the stuff we do is fun, too. Galileo? Dropping the feather and the...
Jan 2nd
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