December 2009
13 posts
pursesomewhere:
In these wee 26 years, I’ve learned something really important: fuck other people. To all the youngsters out there, DO NOT: pick a college/not pick a college because of a girlfriend/boyfriend; move to another state/not move to another state because of a girlfriend/boyfriend; take a job/not take a job because of a girlfriend/boyfriend; choose your route to work/not choose your...
i'm onto you. →
(via atnight)
Sylvia Plath
Girls who keep journals (too easy).
Cormac McCarthy
Men who don’t eat cream cheese.
Mark Twain
Liars.
Jonathan Safran Foer
30somethings who were cool when they were 20something.
So who will I read when I’m a 30something?
Um. These are amazing.
pursesomewhere:
ingoodtaste:
by Craig Gleason The United States of Gaga
(via andreainspired and delisandwich)
santas be sketchy →
wonderful
Wait, lemme get a smaller instrument.
– My gynecologist, this afternoon (via pursesomewhere)
http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/
The English-To-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator →
pursesomewhere:
It translated My net worth is $-16,000 to MAH N3T WORTH SI $-1600!1!!1!! OMG.
Glorious.
“LOLITA LIGHT OF MAH LIEF FIER OF MAH LOINS!!!1!!1 OMG MAH SIN MAH SU!!111!1 LOL LO-LE-TA DA TIP OF TEH 2NGUE TAKNG A TRIP OF THRE STAPS DOWN DA PALAET 2 TAP AT THRE ON TEH TETH!!!!1!1 WTF LOL LO!!!!11 LOL LE!!1111 TA!111!! WTF”