December 2009
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pursesomewhere: In these wee 26 years, I’ve learned something really important: fuck other people.  To all the youngsters out there, DO NOT: pick a college/not pick a college because of a girlfriend/boyfriend; move to another state/not move to another state because of a girlfriend/boyfriend; take a job/not take a job because of a girlfriend/boyfriend; choose your route to work/not choose your...
Dec 30th
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i'm onto you. →
(via atnight) Sylvia Plath Girls who keep journals (too easy). Cormac McCarthy Men who don’t eat cream cheese. Mark Twain Liars. Jonathan Safran Foer 30somethings who were cool when they were 20something. So who will I read when I’m a 30something?
Dec 23rd
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Dec 17th
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Um. These are amazing.
pursesomewhere: ingoodtaste: by Craig Gleason The United States of Gaga (via andreainspired and delisandwich)
Dec 16th
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Dec 14th
santas be sketchy →
wonderful
Dec 10th
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“Wait, lemme get a smaller instrument.”
– My gynecologist, this afternoon (via pursesomewhere) http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/
Dec 7th
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The English-To-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator →
pursesomewhere: It translated My net worth is $-16,000 to MAH N3T WORTH SI $-1600!1!!1!! OMG. Glorious. “LOLITA LIGHT OF MAH LIEF FIER OF MAH LOINS!!!1!!1 OMG MAH SIN MAH SU!!111!1 LOL LO-LE-TA DA TIP OF TEH 2NGUE TAKNG A TRIP OF THRE STAPS DOWN DA PALAET 2 TAP AT THRE ON TEH TETH!!!!1!1 WTF LOL LO!!!!11 LOL LE!!1111 TA!111!! WTF”
Dec 4th
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