February 2012
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When people talk to me about the Oscars
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Kobe punks out LeBron →
good for kobe. lebron passing and then inbounding: bitch move.
i would’ve blogged a picture of the sous vide steak i made tonight but i was too busy SWALLOWING IT WHOLE
mechanicaleye asked: y send u can hv me ne time u want wtf is this
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GPOY
joakimnoahcelebrating:
Joakim Noah on PTI →
“What do you think, Mike? You like ‘em? Fine. I like ‘em too.”
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On Pun Parties
Steven Jaynes: I can't roll my eyes hard enough
Alan Snider: your dislike of puns is really p'ocular
Greg Gaffud: Irisent your tone, steven.
Alan Snider: MJ and steven don't like this party because it reqw-eye-rs creativity
Lauren Bochenek: Come on now, no need to lash out on Steven
Greg Gaffud: I think it's sclera number of friends aren't taking this seriously
Lexi Fiedler: Feel free to contacts us if you change your opinion and will be more opto-misitic.
Alan Snider: I exspectacle feel better soon.
Lauren Bochenek: There's no doubt in my mind a cornea-copia of people will be wanting to join.
Greg Gaffud: I agree; Steven will probably regretina few minutes the words he said.
Greg Gaffud: We should probably stop because visine how angry Steven and MJ can get.
Steven Jaynes: Mon amors, there iz no reason to get lasik to the stomach at moi's sarcastic remarks.
Sara Itzkowitz: all of you are insane
Sara Itzkowitz: there is no pun in that. don't try to find it
Steven Jaynes: Uhhoh. now we suffer the eye-r of Itzkositz
Greg Gaffud: We don't conedone your derodetory remarks, itzkowitz
Greg Gaffud: "You're all lensane." #ftfy
Alan Snider: just when I think you are over your disapproving nature, itzkowitz, pupil go and disprove me
Alan Snider: you would get more pleasure out of life bifocaling on the positive
Sara Itzkowitz: thnx gu-eyes
Alan Snider: just remember the glasses half full!
Lexi Fiedler: Alan, I was trying to think of a way to say that four-eyers.
Selling my stools →
“So I bought these like 8 months ago but my new place doesn’t have a counter.
They were $70 ea from ikea but who the hell is going to pay that much for used stools. I know I wouldn’t. So instead you get more than half off all three while I get to learn about inappropriate furniture investment. They don’t have any scratches, are sturdy, and whatever else you could...
When you get called in for the 2nd interview!
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