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Dec 17

pursesomewhere:

GPOYW - Me and Dad, Thanksgiving 2009, SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!* edish.

*It was Bushmills.

Bushmills is Protestant whisky. Thumbs down.

Dec 16

Um. These are amazing.

pursesomewhere:

ingoodtaste:

by Craig Gleason
The United States of Gaga

(via andreainspired and delisandwich)

Dec 14

pursesomewhere:

loveyourchaos:

(via sectumsempra-)

Yay Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close!

Most disappointing reading ever was when he was “reading” from his new book on being a veggie. He read 2 paragraphs and then “opened it up for discussion.” Homeboy, I don’t even care why I’m a vegetarian, let alone why dude 3 rows back is or isn’t. Make with the sensitive literary namby-pambyness or witty writing or gtfo.

Dec 09

santas be sketchy -

wonderful

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Dec 07

“Wait, lemme get a smaller instrument.” —

My gynecologist, this afternoon (via pursesomewhere)

http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/

Dec 04

The English-To-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator -

pursesomewhere:

It translated My net worth is $-16,000 to MAH N3T WORTH SI $-1600!1!!1!! OMG.

Glorious.

“LOLITA LIGHT OF MAH LIEF FIER OF MAH LOINS!!!1!!1 OMG MAH SIN MAH SU!!111!1 LOL LO-LE-TA DA TIP OF TEH 2NGUE TAKNG A TRIP OF THRE STAPS DOWN DA PALAET 2 TAP AT THRE ON TEH TETH!!!!1!1 WTF LOL LO!!!!11 LOL LE!!1111 TA!111!! WTF”

Take that.

Dec 03

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Dec 02

Tamale! Tamale!

Dec 01

greggaffud:

Field Museum field trip party weeewwww!

get them diamonds!

Nov 28

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Nov 25

“If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” — Lemony Snicket (via quote-book) (via thestateimin)

Nov 24

greggaffud:

TIME COP RULES APPLY SOMEBODY PUSH HER INTO HER!

Nov 23

411. At the ballpark, never start the wave. But don't let it die.

(via rulesformyunbornson)

edit: No waves ever. You want that kid to grow up to be a tourist?