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Me, in the elevator with two strangers who are now my new neighbors.

Neighbor 1: How many is that for you?

Neighbor 2: Two. Two kids and two cats.

Neighbor 1: Wow, I didn’t know you had two of each.

Me: Sounds like you have a full meowse.

Neighbor 1: :-|

Neighbor 2: :-|

Me: 

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