The Family Circus
by William Faulkner

“Incest and miscegenation!” Pa yelled as he entered the room where Billy and Dolly sat. Billy fled through the doorway, too panicked for ratiocination, and wound a peregrinating dotted line around the yard and by P.J., the deaf and dumb youngest brother.
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Garfield
by James Joyce

Stately plump Garfield hated Mondays and lasagna I said lasagna I will Lasagna.